Wednesday, February 27, 2008

All Things Being Equal?

So I reside in the great state of Texas and I have made a decision to vote "tactically" in the Texas primary conducted on March 4th 2008. It has become quite clear to all but Mike Huckabee that John McCain will inevitably become the Republican Nominee for President of the United States; while most Conservatives have reluctantly resolved to take a swig of bourbon and do their duty as patriots by painfully pulling the lever for John F. McCain, I have decided to take a very different route. I will on March 4 enter the ballot booth and vote for Hillary Clinton. Yes, you all have heard it right, I will vote for Billary. If McCain has already secured the nod from the good side than I figure that my vote will carry at least twice the weight by casting it for what I consider the lesser of two evils. Looking at Hillary and Barrack critically, many would argue that they are nearly identical with regard to substantive policy and I would tend to agree; the difference lies in their electability. Barrack Hussein Obama just may be the Anti-Christ. He is the proverbial "wolf in sheep's clothing", an ever smiling pile of likable and charismatic danger and he just might WIN! Hillary on the other hand is a cold, calculating and generally unlikeable figure with little chance of beating Jose McCain. So there it is, like Ralph Nader, I will for a few minutes be a "Spoiler" and I would implore you all to do the same, for Texas is a semi-open primary state which means that for the next year you will be caucused with the Dems, but no matter, you will not be afflicted for more than the year and will hopefully come back to your senses before the general election. We as Conservatives need to put our pettiness aside for this election cycle and unite to combat the very real threat of socialism which has already begun to unravel our society.